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Strange Sex Items

Part of our job here at LoveHurts.com is to entertain you. Many of the products that we sell seem to do our job for us. They are weird. We thought that you would like to see some truly outrageous items. We collected all that we could find.

This page represents some of the most assanine product introductions in the last 10 years. We hope you enjoy seeing them.

Yuck! - The Pleasure Periscope
Pleasure Periscope helps you get a good look at all of those hard to reach places.
$49.99
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Oh Gosh! - The Mini Butt-licker!
The Anal Mini Tongue is a horrific gift idea.
$59.99
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What is This?  An Alien Penis?
The Natural Double Penetrator will frighten you.
$29.99
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The E-Z Rider Rocket - Bouncing Sex Ball
E-Z Rider ROCKET allows you to bounce your way to a healthier orgasm.
$49.99
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Umm, No. - Inflatable Butt Plug
The Deluxe Wonder Plug is everything you'd wish it would be.
$34.99
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No Thanks! - Middle Finger Vibe
Cousin Stevie's Fockin' Vibe is fockin' funny.
$39.99
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Fist of Fury - SOLD OUT (yes, people buy these)
This toy was designed to simulate someone punching you in the vagina or asshole. Sweet.
$29.99
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Ha Ha!  Kochi The Anime Doll
KOCHI the Anime Blow Up Doll will be your friend.
$99.99
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Ouch! - The Gates of Hell
Why are you running away? Hey, come back here and try this on.
$14.99
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FINALLY!  The Oral Sex Head Light!
Finally we can solve that age-old question of what IS actually IN the vagina!
$13.99
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What?  - A Travel Enema
Quick Flush Travel Enema's have the magical ability to clean where you can't.
$18.99
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S(l)ick!  Naughty Nympho Oil
NAUGHTY NYMPHO Oil will preserve the life of your vagina.
$9.99
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Awesome! Stud Power Sex Oil
STUP POWER Sex Oil will finally make you a MAN!
$9.99
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Wee!  Edward's Pussy Hand
Edward's Pussy Hand will make you popular.
$49.99
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Poke!  The Rabbit Vibrator Plus
The Rabbit Pearl Plus takes care of everything at once.
$67.99
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Pump it Up! - Inflatable Dildo
The Inflatable Penis is fun to customize.
$29.99
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Ha Ha! - The Rub One Out
Rub One OUT. The hand you've never had.
$39.99
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Strange! - 3-IN-1 Anal Beads
3-IN-1 Anal Beads are coming soon to a neighborhood near you.
$12.99
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Dumb! - The Man Shark
AAAAAHH! Man Shark on the loose.
$12.99
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Sturdy - The Rota-Cock
ROTA-COCK is a suction cup dildo.
$29.99
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Say What?  Pussy Licker!
PUSSY LICKER Oral Sex Gel tastes goooooooood.
$7.99
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What?  Elbow Grease
Elbow Grease can help those creaking elbows feel sexy again.
$9.99
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Boner-Fide! Erection Lotion
YOHIMBE Erection Lotion will awaken your beast.
$9.99
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Ewww! - The Pony Play Plug
Pony Play's butt-plug tail lets you pretend you're a real pony.
$34.99
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