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Guide To Sex Etiquette
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Nerve's Guide To Sex Etiquette is committed to saving readers from a lifetime of sexual faux pas. From cheek kiss to post-breakup bereavement sex, one-night stands to dirty talk, this outrageously helpful handbook includes hints such as:
It is uncouth to joke about future offspring unless you are either partially serious or on a one-night stand. An active gentleman always launders his sheets between sleepover guests or after a month, whichever comes first. When booty-calling an ex, the dumpee must be the initiator the first two times. After that, it is considered polite for the dumper to initiate so the dumpee does not feel doubly pathetic.
I didn't know about that last one! After calling my ex so many times, I feel quadruple-y pathetic! Sob.
It is uncouth to joke about future offspring unless you are either partially serious or on a one-night stand. An active gentleman always launders his sheets between sleepover guests or after a month, whichever comes first. When booty-calling an ex, the dumpee must be the initiator the first two times. After that, it is considered polite for the dumper to initiate so the dumpee does not feel doubly pathetic.
I didn't know about that last one! After calling my ex so many times, I feel quadruple-y pathetic! Sob.
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